Once we had been actually younger, my mother used to inform folks my brothers and I taught frat boys methods to trash homes.
It was our future. I joined the TEΦ home on the College of Maryland, the identical fraternity of which Larry David was president within the late 60s. Most frats free their precise homes early and infrequently because of misbehavior, however Maryland TEΦ miraculously managed to get kicked out and win it again within the 90s.
At present, the frat goes robust in the identical place Larry David and I had been brothers. Hanging on the wall is a few clever recommendation from Larry:
To my TEΦ brothers –
Get pleasure from what’s going to undoubtedly be the perfect years of your lives.
Tau Beta 857 (I feel!)
Tau Beta is our chapter quantity. Larry was the 857th (or so) member. I used to be 1467th.