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The Muppets Want New Songs

Final week Kermit the Frog appeared with Bret McKenzie in New York Metropolis, the place he sang ‘Rainbow Connection’.  A couple of days later he was on The Masked Singer, the place he sang ‘Rainbow Connection’.  A couple of days after that he appeared at Lincoln Middle, the place he sang ‘Rainbow Connection’.  …I’m sensing a sample right here…

Hear, I like ‘Rainbow Connection’, it might seemingly be my favourite tune of all time.  I’m on document saying I would like it performed at my funeral.  I’ve thought-about getting the lyrics tattooed underneath my present Kermit eye tattoo.  It’s my jam, as the children say.  I’m not going to complain any time Matt Vogel slips on the Frog and pretends to strum a banjo.  

‘Rainbow Connection’ is arguably probably the most well-known Muppet tune there’s, being the opening to their very first film.  It’s additionally one in every of their best to carry out, as a result of all they want is the backing observe and a single Muppet performer.  Positive, they may sing The Muppet Present theme tune, however except you’ve acquired the total group collectively, it’s not going to make lots of sense.  Additionally, you need the viewers to have the ability to sing alongside, so having Kermit and Piggy do a rendition of, I don’t know, Lydia the Tattooed Woman, you would possibly get a small quantity who know the previous vaudeville basic, however everybody else goes to be confused.  So, I get it, I get why ‘Rainbow Connection’ is getting all of the glory.

That stated, perhaps it’s time they add some new songs to the repertoire?

What different songs could possibly be sung by a single Muppet at an look?  Let’s assume they’re allowed to make use of a full backing observe, nevertheless it must be one thing that could possibly be carried out by a single Muppet, and on this case, we’re going to say it’s Kermit, as he’s the primary wrongdoer.

Bein’ Inexperienced
Doubtlessly the Muppets’ second greatest tune, Kermit sang this on each Sesame Road and The Muppet Present.  It’s a stunning tune, certain, nevertheless it’s additionally somewhat… sluggish?  Not that Rainbow Connection is a bop, however Bein’ Inexperienced has extra of a spoken phrase poetry feeling to it than a giant quantity to carry the home down.  You aren’t going to get a swelling of individuals singing alongside to ‘Pink or gold or yellow or one thing far more colourful like that’ than you might be to ‘Have you ever been half asleep, and have you ever heard voices?’  Possibly they may rejig the tune somewhat, add a banjo to it, and provides it a second life.  The Bein’ Inexperienced Remix: Bein’ Groovy!

Blissful Toes
Now this tune is a bop.  Blissful Toes is one in every of Kermit’s best moments on The Muppet Present, and will have the power to be a success with Matt Vogel’s glorious puppetry (additionally, aspect observe, he’s been crushing it these days).  The trick to this tune is that it’s about Kermit’s ft, and but we by no means see them.  The Muppets clearly have an affinity for the quantity because it featured of their reside reveals a number of years again, completed with Bobby Moynihan.  If it’s at an look and there’s no display screen, all you want is Matt hiding behind a field and it retains the magic of Kermit’s ft alive.  Plus, think about the group going nuts throughout that final verse?

One Extra Sleep Til Christmas
Positive, this one is a bit more area of interest as a result of there isn’t lots of actual property on the calendar when this tune could possibly be sung, nevertheless it’s an incredible selection for Kermit from November 1st via December twenty fifth. Get Kermit on a kind of ABC Christmas specials the place he sings it simply after some American Idol reject sings Silent Evening. It additionally must be sung reside, I don’t like when a Muppet lip syncs to a pre-recorded observe throughout a reside look. I do know it’s bizarre, however you possibly can nearly inform they’re simply shifting their mouths. That is truly a tune I’d assume would have been a much bigger hit across the holidays. Get on it, Disney!

The Kermambo
Oh man, this tune was all I listened to in 2008. Kermambo is a tune that was on the previous Muppet web site and had a CGI Kermit pressured to bounce each time somebody watched the video, as if he was doing it reside. Michael Giacchino, Hollywood’s favourite composer and director of Marvel’s Werewolf By Evening, wrote the music in one in every of his earlier credit. This tune, in the correct look, could possibly be a giant factor for The Muppets, as a result of it offers Kermit the prospect to be somewhat manic, much like Blissful Toes. Let the Frog minimize somewhat free, Disney! He’s been the voice of purpose for too lengthy. Aspect observe – does anybody know the place I can discover the video that went with this tune? It was GREAT!

Rainbow Connection however backwards
I dunno, perhaps attempt sing it backwards after which if you happen to reverse that observe you’d hear it correctly?

You Can Name Me Al
Come on, such as you didn’t see that one coming.

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