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Everyone knows how a lot I like silly AI issues. I’ve achieved a number of articles about AI generated pictures, and Joe and I as soon as went face to face to create a few of the most baffling Muppet footage potential. I’ve lastly obtained entry to the GOOD AI generator, so extra of that coming quickly.

One space I haven’t explored a lot is AI generated writing. Placing in a immediate and letting a pc resolve what to say. And since I’m tremendous lazy and nonetheless drained from transcribing that complete Jim Lewis interview, I made a decision to place in a number of prompts and see what the web site FRASE might give you.

I began with one thing easy; an article titled ‘The lifetime of Kermit the Frog’. That is what it needed to say:

The character Kermit the frog was created by Jim Henson in 1955. He was the primary Muppet to look on tv and he grew to become well-known for his catchphrase “I’m not afraid of any competitors.” Kermit was born in New York Metropolis and grew up in Connecticut. His dad and mom had been each puppeteers they usually taught him easy methods to converse and sing. Kermit was the one Muppet who spoke with out singing. He had a deep voice and will discuss at excessive speeds. Kermit was identified for being a bit dimwitted and naive. He was usually seen carrying glasses and a bow tie. Kermit was an excellent buddy of Miss Piggy and Fozzie Bear.

So we obtained off to a robust begin. Kermit was infact created by Jim in 1955, however I don’t recall his well-known catchphrase ‘I’m not afraid of any competitors’. Wasn’t that what he stated in The Muppet Film? No, wait, I’m considering of ‘Gone with the Schwinn’. We don’t know a tonne about Kermit’s household, however I’m unsure they had been puppeteers, and I’m fairly positive Kermit sings with a rubbery voice, not talks with a deep voice. However hey, they learn about his basic glasses and bowtie!

Let’s be taught slightly about Kermit’s pals:

Miss Piggy was Kermit’s greatest buddy. She was a pig and he or she cherished to eat. Her favourite meals was spaghetti. Fozzie Bear was Kermit’s second greatest buddy. He was a bear and he favored to play jokes on individuals. He would fake to be a tree after which soar out at somebody. Fozzie was Kermit’s sidekick. He was all the time making an attempt to get Kermit to do issues. He would say issues like “Come on Kermit, we have now to go now!”

You could possibly argue that Miss Piggy is Kermit’s greatest buddy, with their on-off romantic relationship giving them a bond they don’t share with anybody else. She does get pleasure from meals, however spaghetti? Has Fozzie ever dressed as a tree to leap out at individuals? I’m so confused.

Alright, let’s put in one other immediate. Let’s say ‘Gobo Fraggle’s Information To Life’;

Oh. Oh god. This gave me 14 guidelines, 12 of which aren’t publishable on this time slot.

Okay, so, it seems FRASE was a bust, I attempted a number of extra prompts and it didn’t generate something remotely humorous or fascinating, so I as an alternative headed over to RYTR, a unique and much better web site. This time I requested for a humorous description of an episode of The Muppet Present, visitor starring horror character Michael Myers;

The Muppets are again for his or her closing present (not realizing it was their closing present) and they’re in a theater ready to get routines checked out. Sadly, one of many Muppets, Fozzie Bear, is pulled in entrance of the curtain. The theater lights go up and Michael Myers is in his Halloween costume. It seems he’s there to scare individuals and stayed after hours. George Lucas reveals up after the curtain pulls again to supply Michael Myers some cash (he was informed to take action by the proprietor). He tries to inform him that the Muppets are scheduled to carry out quickly, however he gained’t budge so as an alternative they provide him a job at Disney’s studios together with his personal line of films. Michael says he’ll give it some thought after which leaves by means of a door on the stage set. Fozzie emerges from behind a set piece backstage and runs again into place for rehearsal.

Now, I’ve to level out, nowhere in my immediate did I point out Disney or George Lucas. Does George know Michael Myers? It’s potential they’ve run in to one another at cool Hollywood events, I suppose? Is Michael a secret Disney princess? DID FOZZIE EVER FINISH HIS REHEARSAL!? Discover out subsequent time on Muppets Haunted Mansion 2 possibly?

Alright, let’s do one other one. Let’s search for a brief story about Massive Hen and Elmo going for a picnic. However I’m going to ask it to be crucial;

After an extended day within the metropolis, Massive Hen and Elmo are hungry and have to go on a picnic. Elmo suggests they head out to the nation, however Massive Hen is just not so positive they need to go that far. After some dialogue, they comply with drive right down to an area park within the metropolis.

As soon as they get there, they solely discover one picnic desk open. It’s surrounded by ugly people who find themselves consuming pizza and pretzels with numerous mustard. When Elmo asks for some hen nuggets from the kids’s menu, he doesn’t get any mustard both. This makes him very mad.

However much more than the anger, Elmo worries if it will have an effect on his relationship with Massive Hen as a result of he failed the picnic check of with the ability to get pleasure from it irrespective of the place you might be or who you share it with.

After speaking about this earlier than bedtime collectively, Massive Hen assures his buddy that irrespective of the place you go or who you might be with you need to be your self.

I imply, look, I’m not a fan of ugly individuals with mustardy pretzels both, however come on, Elmo! He appeared mad that he didn’t get any mustard for his pretzel, but certainly he might have simply requested the ugly individuals for some? At the least it had a pleasant healthful ending with being your self and all that stuff. Until you’re ugly with a mustardy pretzel.

Alright, another. Let’s head to Fraggle Rock, and ask for an ‘inspirational’ piece about Boober Fraggle doing laundry with Purple;

Boober Fraggle decides to assist Purple Fraggle do the laundry and educate her about folding, as a result of it’s essential for social expertise. They spend all day doing the laundry after which Boober has to get some emergency work so he leaves Purple Fraggle to complete. When he’s gone, Purple Fraggle decides to make a load of ‘weightless’ laundry that she might simply fly by means of air along with her highly effective toes and have it dry in 1 hour. She begins by throwing all the garments in collectively with out folding them in any respect.

A number of hours later, when Boober is again, he’s horrified to see that Purple Fraggle blended up every thing and located a solution to change the water cycle for only one load of washing, thus making it unimaginable for Boober’s sister Booboo or any of their pals to clean garments in anyway. His frustration will get the very best of him and he yells “Purple you’re fired!”

I’ve a variety of questions, they usually’re nearly all about Boober’s sister Booboo. Is that this piece inspirational? It’s making me marvel if I could make my garments dry in an hour with my toes. Additionally, I don’t know what it’s about Fraggle Rock and AI, nevertheless it gave me one more piece that was completely unpublishable however was genuinely hilarious.

Give me some extra prompts on social media and we’ll see what different bizarre Muppet ideas we are able to give you, eh?

Click on right here to be ugly with mustard on the ToughPigs discussion board!

By Jarrod Fairclough –



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