TSA brokers in South Florida aren’t pullin’ anybody’s wing after confiscating a uncooked rooster — one which turned out to be totally loaded.
The Transportation Safety Administration posted the uncooked crime Monday … displaying the offending fowl filled with a handgun after it was seized on the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Worldwide Airport.
The fowl appeared to be fully packaged, with the firearm wrapped up tight in plastic after which jammed into the fowl … a fairly harmful spin on the entire Turducken craze.
Chickens — uncooked or cooked — are okay to journey with passengers, based on TSA’s tips, however clearly, firearms inside mentioned rooster … ain’t gonna fly.
FYI — the airports in FL have seen a MAJOR spike in unlawful weapons at safety checkpoints … with 700 complete discovered throughout the state thus far this yr, however we’re guessing nothing like this.
Vital PSA in November: test your fowl fastidiously earlier than cooking and carving!!!